Images from the outer limits http://gu.com/p/3g896
At first I thought this was going to be about the t.v. series.
So on the news last night I saw the first people setting up camp overnight, fixing their hand drawn notices and union flags to fences, securing their positions so they can see the procession in the morning… but do they really not know that the very last truck after the main military procession is a gigantic muck spreader that is going to spray everyone along the route with raw sewage whilst playing a soundtrack of raucous manic laughter? Of course in time-honoured tradition the public are meant to salute and meekly grin and quietly mutter ‘it’s what she would have wanted, one last chance for her to show what she really thought of us’ before cheering mindlessly.